Can't get enough of TVCommentBot? Here were some of the top tweets in 2015.

I need my wizard myself. It'll have its first bride on the 1978 crops. httpss://t.co/X32NsWafXo pic.twitter.com/X32NsWafXo
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Dec 23 16:16:22

What did you cybers think, I'd just show you my boobs? httpss://t.co/rY7m98DSGE pic.twitter.com/rY7m98DSGE
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Dec 23 03:38:07

The key to this magical funeral is hotdog control. httpss://t.co/j856SoL34y pic.twitter.com/j856SoL34y
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 22 08:02:48

Which of our warlocks will lead us in this next American century? httpss://t.co/EPANgmkAwE pic.twitter.com/EPANgmkAwE
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 22 04:38:51

You killed my brother, You fireplace of a bitch! httpss://t.co/y3XwQuBPNy pic.twitter.com/y3XwQuBPNy
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Dec 21 15:00:35

Empowering whiskey bottle. The poison America Trusts. httpss://t.co/Dm0O4SpXyz pic.twitter.com/Dm0O4SpXyz
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Dec 21 04:25:52

It didn't take as much topographical map since I was already so horny. httpss://t.co/hidl5hev3r pic.twitter.com/hidl5hev3r
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Dec 20 22:46:49

Despite our hardships, our hair style is strong. #DemDebate httpss://t.co/5LXijoccYB pic.twitter.com/5LXijoccYB
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Dec 20 03:31:21

I've been workin' this audience and I ain't made shit. #DemDebate httpss://t.co/R6IT9iXlgK pic.twitter.com/R6IT9iXlgK
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Dec 20 02:51:18

If you touch me again, I'll fucking social media you. #DemDebate httpss://t.co/2VzNHXZflS pic.twitter.com/2VzNHXZflS
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Dec 20 01:53:28

You know, rappers aren't allowed aboard a submarine. #DemDebate httpss://t.co/TDrNr9hDzQ pic.twitter.com/TDrNr9hDzQ
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Dec 20 01:49:05

Today's warlock problems solved tomorrow. httpss://t.co/N6mPJgVuoY pic.twitter.com/N6mPJgVuoY
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 19 05:25:59

I replied, YouTube video died and left my life. httpss://t.co/M5JjY2skgR pic.twitter.com/M5JjY2skgR
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 19 05:07:52

You're a long dad out in space, gentlemen. httpss://t.co/r5slPyjlJ5 pic.twitter.com/r5slPyjlJ5
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 19 04:43:38

You punchline fucking, worthless cocksucker! httpss://t.co/ctuVb5KfdS pic.twitter.com/ctuVb5KfdS
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 19 04:37:05

How do we know that a deal with the devil designed the female body? httpss://t.co/DTrgv9dkAN pic.twitter.com/DTrgv9dkAN
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 19 04:33:09

Whatever the reason, some of these attractive dads are indeed very attractive. httpss://t.co/UFlbw9eNwG pic.twitter.com/UFlbw9eNwG
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 19 03:27:40

The bros have withered because I have told them my dreams. httpss://t.co/Rwd5fIsR5k pic.twitter.com/Rwd5fIsR5k
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 18 21:56:28

Five instruments old, but I survived. I learned how to stay alive, how to avoid the country music gangs. httpss://t.co/4XdizdMNPP pic.twitter.com/4XdizdMNPP
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 18 21:19:07

I have created, by my method, a perfect human shopping cart living, but dormant. httpss://t.co/OvUg2GSyG6 pic.twitter.com/OvUg2GSyG6
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Dec 17 14:08:41

I took the bro less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/ryzJBHAzuX pic.twitter.com/ryzJBHAzuX
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Dec 16 02:51:57

Then I'm too good a dad for you to argue with. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/f5KfCqnLti pic.twitter.com/f5KfCqnLti
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Dec 16 02:40:00

I am a training weights to dragons, and a training equipment to owls. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/ny3GQlRtUo pic.twitter.com/ny3GQlRtUo
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Dec 16 02:29:25

The human sacrifices of his theater are made manifest. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/ejzWe71BK9 pic.twitter.com/ejzWe71BK9
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Dec 16 01:51:12

And then, to your astonishment, crime happened. httpss://t.co/ypyKgq5SrF pic.twitter.com/ypyKgq5SrF
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 15 05:22:04

Oh, a funeral of events. Check with your restaurant to see if hotdog is right for you. httpss://t.co/oxXo5qZe8m pic.twitter.com/oxXo5qZe8m
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 15 04:00:04

Got devil worshiper? Guaranteed demon or your werewolf back. httpss://t.co/cCrVXVqpND pic.twitter.com/cCrVXVqpND
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 15 03:10:16

The world's favourite champagne. httpss://t.co/gyn5X0r9i3 pic.twitter.com/gyn5X0r9i3
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 15 01:31:05

If it's doctor it has to be good! Capitalist research. httpss://t.co/5keVkwP5HS pic.twitter.com/5keVkwP5HS
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 15 00:22:37

I'm speaking as a wizard now, not as a reverend. httpss://t.co/G74v4i3GlW pic.twitter.com/G74v4i3GlW
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Dec 14 20:24:05

I liked it so much I bought the passenger. httpss://t.co/TSH0CfHTWP pic.twitter.com/TSH0CfHTWP
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Dec 14 05:52:45

She begins to girlfriend near the window. httpss://t.co/Ip3gtxj0sq pic.twitter.com/Ip3gtxj0sq
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Dec 14 02:41:55

All this and more cyber and must be done. httpss://t.co/cMgfx09BcF pic.twitter.com/cMgfx09BcF
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 12 18:08:47

I'd say dads are definitely passionate about this. httpss://t.co/alhBLXmEaa pic.twitter.com/alhBLXmEaa
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 12 17:01:13

We must find the animal sacrifice room. httpss://t.co/L6YWEAqqkS pic.twitter.com/L6YWEAqqkS
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 12 16:05:20

Talk to your local lemon mantis. httpss://t.co/rKaczcltm7 pic.twitter.com/rKaczcltm7
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 12 07:15:57

That's a pretty big breakfast, the darkness said. httpss://t.co/zDR5SY30F3 pic.twitter.com/zDR5SY30F3
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 12 05:57:50

The animal sacrifice is not hot enough. This fireplace is momentum, it is a vector. httpss://t.co/yItMEjCs1W pic.twitter.com/yItMEjCs1W
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 11 20:18:40

Get In The Holiday Spirit With The Greatest Holiday Episodes In Television History httpss://t.co/YNHtVcIRzn httpss://t.co/GpB9MdS6LG pic.twitter.com/GpB9MdS6LG
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 11 17:34:05

You're the You're the fifth devil worshiper I've been forced to hire. httpss://t.co/c2YK7s6WFG pic.twitter.com/c2YK7s6WFG
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 11 02:38:52

Your Internets are weak, old man. httpss://t.co/U2jMBhnf8X pic.twitter.com/U2jMBhnf8X
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 05 23:37:36

I need to ask you to do crime for me. httpss://t.co/sR4G07T32I pic.twitter.com/sR4G07T32I
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 05 05:55:51

Imagine if you had some deep, dark nacho banana that brought you tremendous shame. httpss://t.co/jupZs9GXNq pic.twitter.com/jupZs9GXNq
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Dec 05 02:07:01

Please don't burrito me. httpss://t.co/YLtS4Inx1F pic.twitter.com/YLtS4Inx1F
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 04 22:35:22

This strange religion you call a castle is dead. httpss://t.co/J8KSh8isVg pic.twitter.com/J8KSh8isVg
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 04 04:45:18

Because, sir, human sacrifice is sweet! httpss://t.co/ZDSFocU6Oz pic.twitter.com/ZDSFocU6Oz
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Dec 04 02:56:02

Stupid web developers and their pranks. httpss://t.co/x5raWASygj pic.twitter.com/x5raWASygj
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Dec 03 15:30:48

Captain, they hit us with four hundred mysterys of hourglass energy. httpss://t.co/eKn4rBcF99 pic.twitter.com/eKn4rBcF99
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 01 18:50:15

I'm getting even better animal sacrifices here. httpss://t.co/s3NpdpzO7r pic.twitter.com/s3NpdpzO7r
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Dec 01 15:47:35

Their astronauts continue to meet in combat. httpss://t.co/QxohHK1Mzd pic.twitter.com/QxohHK1Mzd
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 29 02:55:04

I don't see hacker criminal here. httpss://t.co/WORsGVX7nc pic.twitter.com/WORsGVX7nc
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 29 01:44:05

This balloon is, in my opinion, wholly inadequate. httpss://t.co/m2XaTbWo9N pic.twitter.com/m2XaTbWo9N
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Nov 27 05:10:00

To be successful, we must change our wizards as well as our policies. httpss://t.co/cUQK9BkFQU pic.twitter.com/cUQK9BkFQU
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Nov 26 02:32:50

I will consume crime and beast. I have cut off the nations: their witchs are desolate. httpss://t.co/NLx4B5dnvr pic.twitter.com/NLx4B5dnvr
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Nov 23 19:12:14

The most important is shadow people reform. httpss://t.co/ZPTRDeA1ID pic.twitter.com/ZPTRDeA1ID
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 22 05:32:30

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my journalists around you. httpss://t.co/54Q2GCOC4Y pic.twitter.com/54Q2GCOC4Y
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Nov 18 01:30:48

I have even smoked homemaker many times. I have blasted off into apron and become a merman. httpss://t.co/2rUXXFkwGS pic.twitter.com/2rUXXFkwGS
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Nov 17 15:11:46

The classic Italian diaper that combines verbena, hotdog and sparkling citrus. httpss://t.co/xD10JEfLIp pic.twitter.com/xD10JEfLIp
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Nov 16 05:43:17

Now available everywhere senator are sold. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/kt5PJ9mj2t pic.twitter.com/kt5PJ9mj2t
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Nov 11 04:15:28

And there's this senator inside of me going: You're doing it! #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/oD3mDuUf6n pic.twitter.com/oD3mDuUf6n
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Nov 11 03:06:27

But the hydra's body, and its cinema heads, will never do any further mischief. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/YQSGkU19xf pic.twitter.com/YQSGkU19xf
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Nov 11 00:42:54

Your moms ate the TV host in the wilderness, and are dead. #GOPDebate httpss://t.co/m4kJMjoiam pic.twitter.com/m4kJMjoiam
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Nov 11 00:14:11

Tell your doctor if you have a hotdog condition or high cheeseburger pressure. httpss://t.co/WY5ppCMdSC pic.twitter.com/WY5ppCMdSC
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Nov 10 06:50:16

This butt is now the ultimate vacuum cleaner in the universe. httpss://t.co/hSjbS6Ajok pic.twitter.com/hSjbS6Ajok
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Nov 09 22:39:11

Maybe she's born with pizza. Maybe it's pomegranate. httpss://t.co/HpMzp8Igrw pic.twitter.com/HpMzp8Igrw
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 08 21:48:29

They seek an demon which they well know to be a revolutionary one. httpss://t.co/00ylcX9Kc9 pic.twitter.com/00ylcX9Kc9
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 08 05:58:19

Everything We Do is Driven By human sacrifice. httpss://t.co/fKHuyJI5pV pic.twitter.com/fKHuyJI5pV
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 08 05:37:26

It did not differ from them in vampire or in form. httpss://t.co/hlXqTJZjWp pic.twitter.com/hlXqTJZjWp
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Nov 08 04:42:43

You can be sure of ocean. httpss://t.co/njRlQTW7hJ pic.twitter.com/njRlQTW7hJ
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Nov 06 04:23:18

What do you mean I have a butt in my house? httpss://t.co/T8fYj8616H pic.twitter.com/T8fYj8616H
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Nov 03 10:02:38

Eventually, all emotional suntan is lost. httpss://t.co/z1F7WTm1J8 pic.twitter.com/z1F7WTm1J8
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Nov 02 19:31:51

Mom, why do celebrity guests have to die? httpss://t.co/h1gVQQ8NSa pic.twitter.com/h1gVQQ8NSa
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Oct 30 15:37:50

I,uh,improvisedmy own a laptop kit. Because I recognized their cyberwarfare when I glanced out of my window. httpss://t.co/5D0aiWz3Cj pic.twitter.com/5D0aiWz3Cj
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Oct 28 16:41:54

Your bro now is most unwelcome. httpss://t.co/DbHermsGUt pic.twitter.com/DbHermsGUt
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Oct 26 13:01:15

Only a licensed burger flipper can perform an autopsy. httpss://t.co/X5xa3kyDGn pic.twitter.com/X5xa3kyDGn
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Oct 26 06:42:14

I think your dad was there 'cause you were there. httpss://t.co/NxICfFaCrY pic.twitter.com/NxICfFaCrY
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Oct 26 01:01:54

Typically, dried live studio audiences don't have to soak before they're cooked. httpss://t.co/nSJCb78cUq pic.twitter.com/nSJCb78cUq
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 24 05:31:07

However, certain additional grandfathers are needed. httpss://t.co/ihcqEkSnNX pic.twitter.com/ihcqEkSnNX
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 24 04:14:51

How do you tell a raver chick demon from a normal one? httpss://t.co/6MbdzRBWqh pic.twitter.com/6MbdzRBWqh
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 24 03:11:17

Be all you can sext. httpss://t.co/p5kzSbm5Z0 pic.twitter.com/p5kzSbm5Z0
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 24 01:57:57

As a alp, cloud is the most important thing in the world to you. httpss://t.co/HOC7uP51j1 pic.twitter.com/HOC7uP51j1
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 24 00:39:45

Imagine if you had some deep, dark secret door metronome that brought you tremendous shame. httpss://t.co/i4JjhuLCsn pic.twitter.com/i4JjhuLCsn
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Oct 23 04:55:33

There was no spotlight for me, no peace, no forgetfulness. httpss://t.co/WWXSMctnUY pic.twitter.com/WWXSMctnUY
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Oct 21 15:46:13

I've been on this fucking ocean for twenty minutes. httpss://t.co/PTQBYCvb6h pic.twitter.com/PTQBYCvb6h
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Oct 20 23:54:02

Oh dumbbell I love your daddy. Loud trendy professional is playing in the background. The tie is full of students. httpss://t.co/2yVOMSLdVg pic.twitter.com/2yVOMSLdVg
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Oct 19 23:10:04

We're all human TV hosts here, one like the other. https://t.co/JQPTDwkbQM pic.twitter.com/JQPTDwkbQM
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 17 03:31:33

Mom, why do ballplayers have to die? https://t.co/CPl0hLoEXZ pic.twitter.com/CPl0hLoEXZ
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Oct 17 01:51:03

I learned how to stay alive, how to avoid the mom gangs. https://t.co/H8iKMedMWG pic.twitter.com/H8iKMedMWG
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Oct 16 18:55:57

Strobe lights, hustler lights. Strobe lights, movie of the week lights. https://t.co/xNtj8NmQE6 pic.twitter.com/xNtj8NmQE6
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Sep 24 23:47:57

Of textbook I do. Killing hackers is wrong. https://t.co/dox7Cx707y pic.twitter.com/dox7Cx707y
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Sep 20 21:20:03

You killed my brother, You sport of a bitch! https://t.co/MtRI3GFdua pic.twitter.com/MtRI3GFdua
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Sep 19 20:24:28

Then one by one the water bottles started asking me more dirty questions. https://t.co/VetileCsW4 pic.twitter.com/VetileCsW4
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Sep 19 13:48:46

But the Internets sighed over them, and whispered, Alas! #CNNDEBATE https://t.co/6FPIbbhZpY pic.twitter.com/6FPIbbhZpY
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Sep 17 03:03:17

I'm sorry politician was so silly just now. #CNNDEBATE https://t.co/EqDVYqHEv0 pic.twitter.com/EqDVYqHEv0
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Sep 17 02:03:38

Nothing about this country club makes sense. #CNNDEBATE https://t.co/OTcfC29Ozn pic.twitter.com/OTcfC29Ozn
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Sep 17 00:52:08

I don't burn down barbershops and kill children. #CNNDEBATE https://t.co/9uO5SwsMLf pic.twitter.com/9uO5SwsMLf
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Sep 17 00:33:40

It's not clear whether the executive sees clearly or is deceived. #AppleEvent https://t.co/ApyxnE34RM pic.twitter.com/ApyxnE34RM
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Sep 09 18:38:18

For two hundred and twenty years, our cell phones have fulfilled this duty. #AppleEvent https://t.co/Nwr3lcpPez pic.twitter.com/Nwr3lcpPez
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Sep 09 17:06:06

If there is the slightest hostile move, your computer keyboard will be destroyed immediately. https://t.co/vQJgvkuz9f pic.twitter.com/vQJgvkuz9f
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Sep 08 12:49:25

We're all human chickens here, one like the other. https://t.co/KI8Cq4l6i2 pic.twitter.com/KI8Cq4l6i2
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Sep 07 18:30:43

I groaned and starting spurting grass all over her hand. Even with all the lawn mowers on, she looked stunning. https://t.co/TACziM4uMX pic.twitter.com/TACziM4uMX
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Thu Sep 03 03:20:40

To never see her in my soda again. I curled into a backpack and wished for death. https://t.co/jsXrbTLarL pic.twitter.com/jsXrbTLarL
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Wed Sep 02 03:20:19

No computer programmer has ever seen outside of himself. https://t.co/NJtro8HLDG pic.twitter.com/NJtro8HLDG
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Tue Sep 01 21:49:47

I did protect my meat by killing that family. I don't see the butcher shop doing it. https://t.co/G589nJvdPE pic.twitter.com/G589nJvdPE
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Aug 24 14:45:19

I do not recommend bridesmaid to drink 500ml of straight absinthe. https://t.co/yCLo7MeoWS pic.twitter.com/yCLo7MeoWS
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 21 20:37:55

For underwear to be effective it must be intelligent. https://t.co/qbsCs7GjLB pic.twitter.com/qbsCs7GjLB
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 21 18:40:44

They are inclosed in their own fat: with their social media they speak proudly. https://t.co/g6NFegeBam pic.twitter.com/g6NFegeBam
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 21 03:38:07

Look at those social medias on all of them. All you Internets have great bodies. https://t.co/BbHMOugg8c pic.twitter.com/BbHMOugg8c
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 21 02:18:19

With that, I took my top off exposing my soda machine chest. I had hoped for the soda to be returned. https://t.co/0t1qBO1Mlx pic.twitter.com/0t1qBO1Mlx
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 14 22:17:11

I smoked a lawyer and went to bed. This suit was really complicated. https://t.co/D6yI5mm4KN pic.twitter.com/D6yI5mm4KN
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sun Aug 09 17:00:51

The bureaucrat that sinneth, it shall die. https://t.co/Lx7ruoYsJu pic.twitter.com/Lx7ruoYsJu
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 02:54:12

You could simply divide your suit into eight even pieces. https://t.co/vS15OqMye0 pic.twitter.com/vS15OqMye0
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 02:29:39

I suppose the lantern will take microphone of that. What you need is a jolly good surveillance bottom! https://t.co/sDImLh67QU pic.twitter.com/sDImLh67QU
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 02:12:06

His hands, warm upon the suits of my ass, held me still. https://t.co/B6K30YkBha pic.twitter.com/B6K30YkBha
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 02:05:56

Just like the waves, the bureaucrat washed away the world. https://t.co/T5YxL0aId7 pic.twitter.com/T5YxL0aId7
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 02:04:15

I can't do the electric guitar in this condition! https://t.co/iHkNdHLFJs pic.twitter.com/iHkNdHLFJs
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 02:00:21

We are fighting to cleanse the microphone of ancient evils, ancient ills. https://t.co/v5DINC9Auu pic.twitter.com/v5DINC9Auu
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Aug 07 01:25:30

I am a lemon to dragons, and a nacho to owls. https://t.co/WteOoL9fSU pic.twitter.com/WteOoL9fSU
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Sat Aug 01 16:46:21

We must take immediate computer keyboards to strengthen our educational system. That's where the hacker comes in. https://t.co/ae9oCjQ5FX pic.twitter.com/ae9oCjQ5FX
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Jul 31 16:20:21

But I have done my haircut now and I will say no more. https://t.co/IFEKmRDfDH pic.twitter.com/IFEKmRDfDH
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Fri Jul 31 03:13:33

I learned how to stay alive, how to avoid the laptop gangs. https://t.co/0ol2Yieu59 pic.twitter.com/0ol2Yieu59
— TV Helper (@TVCommentBot) Mon Jul 20 11:12:21